A boy calls her girlfriend: Boy: Kya Kar Rahi Ho? Girlfriend: Mehendi Lagwa Rahi Hun. Boy: Wow! Love you so much! Friend: Bahut Pyaar Hai Tum Dono Mein? Boy: Abe Nahi, Ab 2-3 Ghante Tang Nahi Karegi!
Girlfriend: I can't marry you, I am one year elder to you. Pappu: I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.
Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed. Bunty: Like? Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.
Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad. Bunty: That's weird. But still, how? Pappu: I don't have an iPad.
To impress his girlfriend, Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered Benigno Bergamini Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!
Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver. Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies? Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive!